Translation: the little gender confused cauliflower.

 

wetheurban:

ART: Celeb Magazine Covers x Classical Paintings

The whole remixing classical paintings thing has been done time and time again over the past year… but 28 year-old Eisen Bernard Bernado seems to have found a way to take the trend and completely stand out from the pack.

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monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

gnarlyxcx:

If I can’t be in a relationship like Jim and Pam then what’s the point??

My favorite monster was just on stage with me, and my favorite way to kill her is to marry her and give her kids.

Jared about Gen (What’s your favorite monster?)

(Source: castielwinchesterofficial)

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

frienderbender:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian


As a longtime resident of Satan’s Armpit I can fully attest to this.

frienderbender:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

As a longtime resident of Satan’s Armpit I can fully attest to this.